Marriage Documentarian Gifts

How government officials propose.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Food Chain

Live Stream

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

Crocodile

Maria Sibylla Merian

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

A fly on the wall documentary.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'