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"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Not too much off my back."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

The wool club for mammoths.

Safari man shearing lions mane.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Hipsters knit their beards.

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

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“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Beauty regime

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'