Disaster Preparedness Peeps Gifts

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"My God, now what?"

Disasters

Small Government Is Here

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Tornado Season in America.

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

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