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Not quite Beverly Hills.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Disasters

"My God, now what?"

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

Tornado Season in America.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...