Disaster Discussion Enthusiast Gifts

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

"Look! No hands!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Volcanic ash...

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

News: Flash Floods

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"Got it!"

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Caution! Wet Floor.

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Pack Your Bags

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Heavenwood

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

Mother Nature

"I'm in town and would love to hit our stomping grounds again, but it just doesn't feel very safe to me right now."

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

Castaway's bad luck.