Disaster Discussion Enthusiast Pillows

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

"Look! No hands!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Volcanic ash...

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

News: Flash Floods

"Got it!"

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

If only they'd taken it with them!

Caution! Wet Floor.

Heavenwood

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Souvenir of Iceland

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

Castaway's bad luck.

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

Mother Nature

'Crisis Management Training'