Disaster Capitalist Gifts

'There goes Slippery Sid, he never misses a trick does he?'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."

Natural Disaster This Way...

'Disaster!' they said. 'Great business opportunity,' I replied.

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'It's not that I'm opposed to globalization. I just want to take it one step further.'

Volcano and plane

"If I knew what effect Trump will have on our stock funds, maybe I could sleep."

Mother Nature

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Businessman thinking a nuclear bomb falling is a potential business opportunity.

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

Cork in the top of a volcano.

Warning - Earthquake coming!

Fragile tether

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

"I never watch the weather unless a storm has a name."