Disaster Junkie Gifts

Another Industry Has A Volcanic Eruption

"This is a disaster - I haven't got my camera!"

"Eat me"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

News: Flash Floods

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

Souvenir of Iceland

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Watson's Hardware: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.