Disaster Junkie Gifts

Another Industry Has A Volcanic Eruption

"This is a disaster - I haven't got my camera!"

"Eat me"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

News: Flash Floods

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.