Disaster Capitalist T-Shirts

'There goes Slippery Sid, he never misses a trick does he?'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."

'Disaster!' they said. 'Great business opportunity,' I replied.

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.

Natural Disaster This Way...

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

Pack Your Bags

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'It's not that I'm opposed to globalization. I just want to take it one step further.'

Volcano and plane

Mother Nature

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Businessman thinking a nuclear bomb falling is a potential business opportunity.

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

"If I knew what effect Trump will have on our stock funds, maybe I could sleep."

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

Cork in the top of a volcano.

Fragile tether

"I never watch the weather unless a storm has a name."

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

Artists feed on tragedy.

Warning - Earthquake coming!

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'