Disasterpreneur T-Shirts

'Disaster!' they said. 'Great business opportunity,' I replied.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Hurricane damage to trees

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Tornado Season in America.

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Natural Disaster This Way...

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

Alberta on fire

Flood Rescues

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Where's the leak then?

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

"Engage! Your! Core!"

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'