'Well, fancy meeting you here.'
Dining Table Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for your dining table guru? Whether they’re the host with the most or the mastermind behind the centerpiece, find witty and charming products that honor their culinary and decorative skills. From functional mugs to fun t-shirts, our collection is designed for those who take their dining space seriously and love to share their passion. Discover unique gifts that will make them smile every mealtime and showcase their creative flair in the dining room.
Come dine with me!
Counting ribs
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
"Hi, I'm Pop!"
'Who gets the decaf?'
"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.
"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."
'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.
"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."
"How's the salmon?"
Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!
"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."
Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.
'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'
Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.
'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'
An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.
"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"
60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...
"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."
"Carpe pizza"
"I'm unable to process this image."
Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.
"Who ordered the moose en croute?"
Happy hour.
'If you order...You can digest it in...'
In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza
"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."
'One placebo or two, doctor?'
Choice hellhole
'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'
Dining Table Guru Gifts Collection
Dining Table Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the dining table guru—clever designs that make every coffee break a celebration of their hosting spirit.
Dining Table Guru Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that add a playful yet stylish touch to any dining space or sitting area for the ultimate table enthusiast.
Dining Table Guru Prints
Discover artistic prints designed to celebrate and inspire the creative side of every dining table guru, adding wit and charm to their decor.
Dining Table Guru T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts crafted for those who love to make their dining style stand out with humor and personality.