Dining Table Designer Gifts

Place Settings for the Elderly

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

You're the icing on my cupcake!

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"We can't agree on a size."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Escher flat-pack furniture

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

The Eclectic Chair

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

Walsh Miniatures

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.