Dining Decor Lover Gifts

Long table, long baby table.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Regular service or affected?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"That's still too high"

"What do you recommend today?"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'The old one fell apart.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Feng Sushi

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

Non Drip Paint

"You rang?"

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'