Dining Decor Lover Gifts

Long table, long baby table.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Regular service or affected?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"What do you recommend today?"

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"That's still too high"

'The old one fell apart.'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

Feng Sushi

Non Drip Paint

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Napkin Cole

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"You rang?"

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Heavenly Take Out

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Cook Book. The cookbooks are just Ernie's way of shifting the blame.

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'