Dining Out Humorist Gifts

Need a quirky gift for a dining out humorist? Our collection of humorous and witty items captures the joy and comic side of eating out. From playful mugs to funny t-shirts and quirky prints, these products are ideal for anyone who loves to laugh at the culinary adventures or the dining scene. Celebrate their sense of humor and love for food with thoughtful, amusing gifts that bring smiles during mealtime.

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'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.' mockup

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go." mockup

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

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"Fresh pepper spray?"

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'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

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"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!" mockup

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

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All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra." mockup

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

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"May we see your kids' menu please?" mockup

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

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'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.' mockup

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

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'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.' mockup

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

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'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.' mockup

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

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'I didn't find a finger in my chili!' mockup

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

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'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.' mockup

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

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"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?" mockup

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

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'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.' mockup

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

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"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?" mockup

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

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Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted. mockup

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

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'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?' mockup

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

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"Oh, don't worry about that—it only goes off when someone taps 'no tip.'"

"Oh, don't worry about that—it only goes off when someone taps 'no tip.'" mockup

"Oh, don't worry about that—it only goes off when someone taps 'no tip.'"

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"You folks like a little something?" mockup

"You folks like a little something?"

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Lunch Broker

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"Barkeeper! More chick-peas!"

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"Waiter, there are needles in my stew." mockup

"Waiter, there are needles in my stew."

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Today's special - Ox tail soup.

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'The house wine sir.'

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'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.' mockup

'Sorry,Sir - we only have the one.'

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"Table five looks good. We’ll have that."

"Table five looks good. We’ll have that." mockup

"Table five looks good. We’ll have that."

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'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.' mockup

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

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'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.' mockup

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

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"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator." mockup

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

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When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control. mockup

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

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Dining Out Humorist Gifts Collection

Dining Out Humorist Mugs

Explore our full range of dining out humorist mugs and find the perfect witty companion for their morning coffee or tea.

Dining Out Humorist Pillows

Check out our funny pillows designed for dining out humorists—bring a touch of humor and comfort to their living space with witty designs.

Dining Out Humorist Prints

Browse our collection of humorous dining out prints to add personality and a smile to any kitchen or dining area.

Dining Out Humorist T-Shirts

Discover our collection of humorous t-shirts for dining out humorists—perfect for casual dining, parties, or making a statement about their love for food fun.