Dieting Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the dieting philosopher's witty insights and thoughtful approach to health? Our collection of cleverly designed products blends humor with wisdom, making them ideal for anyone who loves to ponder diet dilemmas while keeping it light-hearted. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items will resonate with their creative attitudes toward staying healthy and philosophizing about food.

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Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'. mockup

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

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Anorexic flora.

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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View to the Future

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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?' mockup

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there." mockup

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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Critisize your weight.

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"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years." mockup

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face." mockup

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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An old man exercising with hourglasses mockup

An old man exercising with hourglasses

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Guy in gym

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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The Politics of Food.

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'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

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"First you make a roux."

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"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!" mockup

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

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'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...' mockup

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

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"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight." mockup

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

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"I can't have anything that's a food." mockup

"I can't have anything that's a food."

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"When did everybody stop jogging?" mockup

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

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'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.' mockup

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

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Dieting Philosopher Gifts Collection

Dieting Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring amusing and inspiring designs perfect for dieting philosophers who love starting their day with a dose of humor and wisdom.

Dieting Philosopher Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with clever sayings and designs that celebrate the playful side of dieting and philosophical musings.

Dieting Philosopher Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that blend humor and wisdom, perfect for decorating a thoughtful space dedicated to healthy living and diet discussions.

Dieting Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts crafted for dieting philosophers who enjoy expressing their thoughts on health with humor and creativity.