Weight-loss Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that blends insight and humor for the weight-loss philosopher? Explore our collection of witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the journey of self-improvement with a clever crack. Ideal for someone who enjoys contemplating life's deeper questions while staying motivated to shed a few pounds, our items add a playful touch to their day-to-day routine.

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'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.' mockup

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?' mockup

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

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The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there." mockup

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

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Critisize your weight.

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"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years." mockup

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally." mockup

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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An old man exercising with hourglasses mockup

An old man exercising with hourglasses

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"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?" mockup

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face." mockup

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

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Stratigraphy

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Guy in gym

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'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?' mockup

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

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'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.' mockup

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

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"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?" mockup

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

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'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

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T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.' mockup

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

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"When did everybody stop jogging?" mockup

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

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Food Pyramid

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Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal. mockup

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

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"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?" mockup

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

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'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.' mockup

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

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"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite." mockup

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

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Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note. mockup

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

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Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'. mockup

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?' mockup

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

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I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'. mockup

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

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"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?" mockup

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

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Weight-loss Philosopher Gifts Collection

Weight-loss Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the weight-loss philosopher, and find the perfect caffeine companion that sparks thoughtful humor.

Weight-loss Philosopher Pillows

Check out our pillows for the weight-loss philosopher, blending comfort with cleverness to brighten up sofa or bed times.

Weight-loss Philosopher Prints

Browse our prints for the weight-loss philosopher, and add a touch of thoughtful humor to your home decor.

Weight-loss Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover witty and inspiring t-shirts for the weight-loss philosopher, adding a humorous twist to your wardrobe while celebrating introspection.