Devoted Bachelor Gifts

Man Wearing 'Mr Right' T-shirt: 'Yeah, right!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

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Unconditional Loveseat

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Valentines

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"God, I love this show!"

Michael Moore

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Books on running a successful school,

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

No room to hang his diploma.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

Graduation Creation of Adam

Michael Moore

"She died doing what she loved."