Devoted Bachelor Prints

Man Wearing 'Mr Right' T-shirt: 'Yeah, right!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Unconditional Loveseat

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Valentines

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Books on running a successful school,

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

No room to hang his diploma.

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

The Sun: A History. . .

"She died doing what she loved."