Dental Duty Duo Gifts

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Dentist Training School.

Dancing

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

Working Marriage

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'

"When I said 'spit'... I meant in the sink!"

Toothpaste Marketing Department

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"Line one is on line two..."

'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

You DID hit a nerve, doctor!'