Dental Duty Duo Pillows

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Dancing

Dentist Training School.

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

Working Marriage

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

Toothpaste Marketing Department

"When I said 'spit'... I meant in the sink!"

"Line one is on line two..."

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

You DID hit a nerve, doctor!'

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.