Dental Duo Pillows

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Dentist Training School.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Dancing

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

'The game went into extra innings.'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Cell Partners

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

"You killed it, you clean it."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'