Diamond Duo Pillows

'The game went into extra innings.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Date Night

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Dancing

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Baseball Dreams

Living together, couple in love.

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Armchair Dancing

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Cell Partners

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

Marry me on a surfboard

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

"That one's six figures plus tax."