Diamond Duo Gifts

'The game went into extra innings.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Dancing

Baseball Dreams

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Date Night

Living together, couple in love.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"It's a miracle the miners could even find a diamond this small."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Armchair Dancing

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Cell Partners

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

Marry me on a surfboard

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."