Diplomatic Duo Pillows

"I heard that."

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Flags

Pretty Flowers

Neo-International Law

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Away with the warmonger!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"National security adviser"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Political convention

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

US and the EU

Tariff Wars

We need a Europe of U-turns.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"