Diplomatic Friends Pillows

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

Kim-Putin Summit

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Conflict In Palestine

Obama visits Mexico

Munich Security Conference

Landing That Tough Account

Pawn Stars

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

The Arab Autumn

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

Trump's State Visit to the UK

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

Merkel's shadow.

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"You drop yours first."

"Chancellor Merkel just finished her meeting with President Putin, now she urgently needs a shower. Please call again in about five hours."

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."

Love and hate

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