Diplomatic Friends Gifts

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"National security adviser"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Kim-Putin Summit

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Conflict In Palestine

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

Obama visits Mexico

Landing That Tough Account

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

The Arab Autumn

Middle East Peace Process.

Pawn Stars

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Munich Security Conference

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Merkel's shadow.

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

Nato

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

Love and hate

"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"You drop yours first."

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit