"I heard that."
Diplomatic Duo Gifts
Looking for a special gift for a diplomatic duo? Our collection highlights their unique knack for diplomacy and tact with fun, witty designs ideal for mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Celebrate their diplomatic skills with personalized gifts that showcase their talent for harmony and understanding. Great for colleagues, friends, or couples who navigate conversations with style and grace.
A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile
'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'
"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."
Schengen
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Nation-building never works."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Flags
Pretty Flowers
Neo-International Law
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"Away with the warmonger!"
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
"National security adviser"
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
Political convention
"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."
Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
Israel/Palestine Conflict
'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'
US and the EU
Tariff Wars
We need a Europe of U-turns.
The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
Diplomatic Duo Gifts Collection
Diplomatic Duo Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate diplomatic duos—funny, clever, and perfect for everyday use.
Diplomatic Duo Pillows
Shop our pillows that add a humorous and stylish touch to any diplomat’s home or office.
Diplomatic Duo Prints
Discover prints that honor the art of diplomacy—ideal for inspiring any workspace or living area.
Diplomatic Duo T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for those who excel in diplomacy—witty, stylish, and uniquely them.