Diplomacy Debaters Pillows

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Vladimir Putin punched by Vitali Klitschko

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Changing Minds

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"You might want to save that for your blog."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Adios "Mexico"!

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

No Tread on Me

"This is all Obama's fault! If he hadn't invented the Affordable Care Act, we wouldn't be in this mess..!"

Blair's Apology

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

Helms Burton Titulo III

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'

Going Shopping Together.