Dental Duo T-Shirts

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Dancing

Dentist Training School.

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'The game went into extra innings.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Boy who has been to the dentist

Cell Partners

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Our marriage is like the Middle East conflict combined with North and South Korea."

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

"You killed it, you clean it."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'...and she's always trying to make me look small.'

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."