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"You were right-we should have just split one."

"I'm not all that hungry either. What do you say we split an ant hill?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

La Table

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Salt and Pepper

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

Wine and Cheese

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"More croutons, sir?"

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Wine is plant-based food."

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"