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Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Regular service or affected?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"What do you recommend today?"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

Spinach Dating.

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Cook Book. The cookbooks are just Ernie's way of shifting the blame.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'No more wine for me thanks Dan. That first glass went straight to my head.'

"How's everything?"

We don't have poached eggs. How about an elephant tusk?'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'My little boy broke my violin.'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"