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"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Grandma's caf

The Perfect Foil

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

Gay couple living together.

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

"We go together like bacon and eggs."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

'Say 'when' or just think it really hard... I'm also kind of a psychic.'

"The truth is, I don't even know who you are anymore. Let's see some ID."