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"We go together like bacon and eggs."

Grandma's caf

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Bed and Breakfast

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

How do you take your eggs? Like I take my relationships with women: over. Breakfast Menu.

A couple having breakfast

Gay couple living together.

Fast food

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Omelette aux grosses herbes

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

The market must be up

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'With four voracious teenagers in the house, we decided to get six dairy cows and milking machines.'

Sid & Nancy

"The doctor at table 3 said he wanted his toast STAT."

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'