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"We go together like bacon and eggs."

Grandma's caf

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Bed and Breakfast

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

A couple having breakfast

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

Gay couple living together.

Fast food

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

The market must be up

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

Sid & Nancy

"The doctor at table 3 said he wanted his toast STAT."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

"They were out of bacon."