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"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Drinking Companions

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

The Common Sutra.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Dancing

'We were made for each other.'

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

North Pole.

Gay couple living together.

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"We go together like bacon and eggs."

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

Ginger was born to dance.

We never go out anymore.

Sid & Nancy

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

Donuts. Pastries. Danish. Cookies. I'm breaking my diet resolution, but on the other hand I'm keeping my resolution to visit old friends!

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

The Tumor with the 200lbs Man!

This marriage will never work --- She's a go anywhere gal and he's a one-step-at-a-time guy.

"Fred's conversational level speaks volumes. When he's losing an argument, he raises the volume."

"I'm going swearing now."

'What would the lady at the back like?'