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"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Drinking Companions

Dancing

'We were made for each other.'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

North Pole.

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Gay couple living together.

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"We go together like bacon and eggs."

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

Sid & Nancy

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

Ginger was born to dance.

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

The Tumor with the 200lbs Man!

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

'What would the lady at the back like?'

"Fred's conversational level speaks volumes. When he's losing an argument, he raises the volume."

'We're not your typical couple. I'm the extrovert, and Bernie's the shy one.'