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How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Family with pets.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Love Birds love dancing together

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Couple in Grey

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'Good morning Miss...'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Gay couple living together.

Elderly couple

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"That's Fred's Case History."

'You guys are real friends!'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

McHappy

"Man's best friend indeed."

'Come on, I did it for you...'