Dental Deviator Gifts

"Sure, four outta five dentists carry on about dental hygiene, well I'm the fifth."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Boy who has been to the dentist

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.