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"Sure, four outta five dentists carry on about dental hygiene, well I'm the fifth."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Child asking for braces from Santa.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.