Dental Distractionist Gifts

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Pizza time.

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Procrastinator's Leap.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"This isn't really helping."

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.