Dental Distractionist Pillows

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Pizza time.

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Procrastinator's Leap.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"This isn't really helping."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.