"OK, two out of three..."
Decision Dramatist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the essence of a decision dramatist? Our collection features witty and artistic items that speak to the creative spirit passionate about making bold choices and embracing the drama of life. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these products add a touch of theatrical charm to everyday moments. Find the perfect blend of humor, creativity, and style to inspire and entertain.
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
How leaders fail
"To be or not to be."
"I might just get a pie."
"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"
Samuel Beckett
Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.
"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."
Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....
"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."
'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'
"No, you heard me correctly: 'Reply hazy. Try again.' That's my decision and I'm sticking to it!"
"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."
"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"
You don't understand....
Question man
"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"
'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'
"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."
Damned if you do Damned if you don't
Action VS Thought
"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."
"Looks like the computer is down again"
Companies Act Legislation.
'My job is to make decisions. Your job is to make them good decisions.'
'Take these statistics, Miss Findlay, and make them warm and fuzzy.'
"Let me just check! Why, yes... Apparently I am the company decision maker."
"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
Judge flipping a coin.
"He says he's not spying for China and sometimes I'm tempted to believe him."
Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.
"I'm bringing in an outside firm to help streamline the way we make things more complicated than need be."
"He keeps calling our landlord and nominating me for eviction."
"Do you think your big lottery win's going to change your life at all, dear?"
Decision Dramatist Gifts Collection
Decision Dramatist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate decision dramatists—ideal for daily inspiration and witty conversations.
Decision Dramatist Pillows
Decorate with pillows that reflect the bold decision-maker’s personality—perfect for a living room filled with creativity and style.
Decision Dramatist Prints
Add artistic flair with prints that capture the drama and creativity of decision dramatists—great for inspiring any space.
Decision Dramatist T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the creative spirit and dramatic flair of decision dramatists—comfortable, stylish, and full of personality.