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"OK, two out of three..."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

How leaders fail

"To be or not to be."

"I might just get a pie."

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

Samuel Beckett

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"No, you heard me correctly: 'Reply hazy. Try again.' That's my decision and I'm sticking to it!"

"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

You don't understand....

Question man

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Action VS Thought

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

"Looks like the computer is down again"

Companies Act Legislation.

'My job is to make decisions. Your job is to make them good decisions.'

'Take these statistics, Miss Findlay, and make them warm and fuzzy.'

"Let me just check! Why, yes... Apparently I am the company decision maker."

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

Judge flipping a coin.

"He says he's not spying for China and sometimes I'm tempted to believe him."

Golfer uses 'eeny, meeny, miny, mo' to decide which club to use.

"I'm bringing in an outside firm to help streamline the way we make things more complicated than need be."

"He keeps calling our landlord and nominating me for eviction."

"Do you think your big lottery win's going to change your life at all, dear?"