Decision Ducking Dynamo Gifts

'Kick THE can down the road? I thought I was supposed to kick HIS can down the road!'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

How leaders fail

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Engineer on the move.

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."

'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'

How to choose...

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

A man's health care options.

Electrolyte Orchestra

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"