Decision Ducking Dynamo Mugs

'Kick THE can down the road? I thought I was supposed to kick HIS can down the road!'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

How leaders fail

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Engineer on the move.

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."

"No, you heard me correctly: 'Reply hazy. Try again.' That's my decision and I'm sticking to it!"

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Just Merged.

'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'

How to choose...

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

A man's health care options.

Electrolyte Orchestra

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di