"No, you heard me correctly: 'Reply hazy. Try again.' That's my decision and I'm sticking to it!"
Decision Dynamo Gifts
Looking for a gift for your decision dynamo? Our collection features fun and thoughtful items that honor those who love to make clever choices and follow their creative instincts. From mugs to prints, these products are designed to inspire and bring a smile to the face of the ultimate decision maker. Perfect for friends, colleagues, or yourself—celebrate the art of choosing with a touch of whimsy.
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
How leaders fail
Networking
"Sorry, website closed for lunch."
'She posted her first blog today.'
'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'
I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"
'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'
'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'
"I'm right here. Focused!"
Engineer on the move.
'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'
Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.
'I need a text-mail interpreter.'
"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."
"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"
'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'
"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"
'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'
'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'
"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."
Career Suicide
The power of the blog.
"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."
'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'
"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"
'He's already surfing without nappies!'
"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."
"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."
"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."
"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."
'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"
Decision Dynamo Gifts Collection
Decision Dynamo Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate decision dynamos with witty sayings and clever designs—ideal for starting their day on a confident note.
Decision Dynamo Pillows
Find the perfect pillows that honor the decision-making spirit, adding humor and inspiration to any living space.
Decision Dynamo Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the joy of making creative choices—great for inspiring new ideas and bold decisions.
Decision Dynamo T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts designed for creative decision-makers who love to express their bold personality in style.