Artistic Decision-maker Gifts

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

The Origami Society...

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Career Choices

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Lord Byron

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

High School Schedule

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Someone round here has to make the important decisions.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Fork in the trail.

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy