Artistic Decision-maker Pillows

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

The Origami Society...

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Career Choices

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Lord Byron

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

High School Schedule

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Mind if I join you?'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'Someone round here has to make the important decisions.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants