Design Decision-maker Pillows

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Career Choices

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Innovation & Calculation

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Election 2020

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"All those in favor Retweet."

Doubt or Certainy

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."