Design Decision-maker Pillows

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

Election 2020

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Doubt or Certainy

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."