Decaf Defenders Gifts

'I mean, the place went silent when I ordered decaf.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

No Soliciting

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

The Nihilist Deli.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'It may have been a mistake switching the coffee to decaffeinated.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

Arming teachers...what's the worst that could happen?

"Hey! Hey! Don't give ME attitude. I specifically asked for DECAF!"

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

The Decafé

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

Ancient Torture Device

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

When Worlds Collide

Cats and Dogs are bad for the climate!!!

"You know, I really am a lot more relaxed since switching to decaf with a shot of vodka."