Decaf Defenders Gifts

'I mean, the place went silent when I ordered decaf.'

No Soliciting

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Boy defends his last fry.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

The Nihilist Deli.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'It may have been a mistake switching the coffee to decaffeinated.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

Arming teachers...what's the worst that could happen?

"Hey! Hey! Don't give ME attitude. I specifically asked for DECAF!"

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

The Decafé

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Ancient Torture Device

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

When Worlds Collide

"Decaf, too?"

Insomniaction figures.

I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 4am, minion. I'm hoping it's good news, boss. I notice you haven't supported the caf

Cats and Dogs are bad for the climate!!!