Decaf Defender Gifts

'This decaf's lousy.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

No Soliciting

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

The Nihilist Deli.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'It may have been a mistake switching the coffee to decaffeinated.'

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Man with Sword in Penholder

Arming teachers...what's the worst that could happen?

Job Stress.

"Hey! Hey! Don't give ME attitude. I specifically asked for DECAF!"

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

'I am an unhappy employee.'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

The Decafé

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

Ancient Torture Device

When Worlds Collide

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'