Decaf Lovers Gifts

'Herb has gone 100 caffeine-free.'

Eternal Student.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Man's best friends."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Allegro con molto espresso

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Writers without borders.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Broken Alarm Clock.